Waps

Desmond McGarrighan: We're talking about a story we read last week, Max.
Max: Sure...
Kristina: Blabla normal things slip my mind, but sometime they actually stay.
Desmond McGarrighan: Draft notice.
Daria: No, eh....
Kristina: I remember the story.
Desmond McGarrighan: AW! I'm DEAD! That's stupid wasn'it? Doing the fighting anyway, etc.
Kristina: It ended January. No? February? March? How about May? April? June? YES, IT'S JUNE! No? July? August maybe? No?
Kristoffer: It was September.
Kristina: October?!?! No, it's NOVEMBER! MY BIRTHDAY-MONTH!
Max: 11... 11... 11...
Desmond McGarrighan: YES! That's a brilliant number, wasn' it? 11th November 11 o'clock. Brilliant time to end a war.
kjartanhottie: Indeed...

Max

Max: Hey. I'm, like, Max. And stuff.
Desmond McGarrighan: Yee, we're talking about who and which and right and wrong and stuff, yee.
Max: Whatever, dude.
Desmond McGarrighan: That's right! Yee! Exactly. That's right. And that's wonderful. It sounds right. I've heard it before, and it sounds fine.
Kristoffer: We're talking about people.
Desmond McGarrighan: Da-da-da-daaaa
Kristina: Pork.

down for food

I need food, wankers. like in, eat shit and die.

Combat

Bjørn: Faen for faen!
Øyvind: Retard.
Bjørn: Nei for faen!
Øyvind: Retard.
Bjørn: D:
Øyvind: Retard.

I smile and pretend Ima robot

we throw parties, you throw knives, i was happy the day before I met you.

Original Tropisk

Bjørn: RAAAAARGH I KILL YOU DIE
Mathiazz: THAT'S A TURNON...
Bjørn: JA FOR FAEN
Knut: Føler at du skaper litt dårlig stemning nå...

I'll give you daylight for a friend

Kiss me properly and hug me goodbye

in the heat of the morning

EG E EIN BIA

Bzzzt fzzt jeg flyr
haha
BZZZZ STIKK!!!! OMG

Jeg er en bie huhu.
med gule og striper og sånt
HAH
you wouldn't see
that coming

BZZZ

(PS: DIKT!)

Aladdin

I just watched Aladdin again, for the first time in probably 7 years. It's fuckin' great, y'know. All of the old Disney are. Alice In Wonderland is probably my top favorite. Tim Burton's working on a remake of that as we speak, aiming for release in 2010 I believe. That's just awesome. Tim Burton's fucking awesome.

Bjørn: YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING ALADDIN FOR FAEN.

That's to make more sense.

PS: You know what else's awesome?

Kvinne+Mann= Gift
Ekteskap, ektekommode, ekteskuff, ektemonster.
Knut says: FUCK
ZOMG matte time.
Edderkoppen spiste ekteskapskommodeskuffen.
Knut says: NEKROFIL

Arrogance.

JP: Jævla drittunger leker med bøtter i sandkassen.
Mathias(?): Omg, skal vi banke de?
kjartan: Hva sier dere til å kreditere de ungene der litt, og debitere kjelleren min?

*Stillhet pga ingen var smart nok til å tage 'an.*